so if tumblr is worth 1.1 billion dollars and there are 108.5 million blogs that means my blog is worth approximately $10.14 so mom don’t fucking tell me I do nothing all day
he looks like the flan kid from courage the cowardly dog
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
But all those test prep folks sure do make a shitload of money off it.
my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.”