so if tumblr is worth 1.1 billion dollars and there are 108.5 million blogs that means my blog is worth approximately $10.14 so mom don’t fucking tell me I do nothing all day
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you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
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"The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured anything. And it continues to measure nothing. And the whole game is that everybody who does well on it, is so delighted by their good fortune that they don’t want to attack it. And they are the people in charge. Because of course, the way you get to be in charge is by having high test scores. So it’s this terrific kind of rolling scam that every so often, somebody sort of looks and says—well, you know, does it measure intelligence? No. Does it predict college grades? No. Does it tell you how much you learned in high school? No. Does it predict life happiness or life success in any measure? No. It’s measuring nothing."
John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via thepeacefulterrorist)
But all those test prep folks sure do make a shitload of money off it.
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my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing
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This is probably a good time to mention that I can hold a lit match in my mouth. I guess a better tip would be, “practice until you can do it drunkenly.”
-Sketch
